(perpetrated by Baron David of Moffat)
I, the undersigned, do hereby state that I wish to participate and partake in the conversations that occur on the An Tir Heralds List, an email discussion list associated with but not controlled by the Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc, a California not-for-profit corporation (hereafter "SCA").
I accept and acknowledge that this list has some rules of behavior which may govern and restrict the activities on this list. I accept that continued breach of these rules may result in my termination from this list without prior notice.
I understand that these activities on this list are voluntary and that I do not have to participate in these activities unless I choose to do so. I understand that these activities may be dangerous or harmful to my person or property, including but not limited to my nasal passages and my computer components. I voluntarily accept and assume all risk of any and all injury that may occur to myself or my personal property as a result of my participation on this list, including but not limited to reading of posts by other persons who participate on this list and who may pose a danger of posting comments that warrant the expulsion of edible and potable food matter through passages not designed for the ingestion of edible and potable food matter (hereafter "norking though the nose"). I understand and accept that neither the SCA or any other participant on this list, including the webmaster, provides NO insurances for damages to my person or property resulting from norking through the nose, and that I am responsible for my own safety needs to prevent norking through the nose, and my health care needs which may result from norking through the nose, and for protection of my property to prevent damage from norking through the nose or other results from reading posts on this list.
In exchange for allowing me to participate in this email list, I agree to release from liability, agree to indemnify, and hold harmless the SCA, any SCA officer or SCA employee, and any other participant on this list acting within the scope of their duties, for any and all injuries to my person or property, especially arising from norking through the nose. It is my express intent to waive all liability for damages to me whether arising from negligence, gross negligence, or intentional acts committed on this list.
This waiver is binding on myself, my successors in interest, and any and all persons bringing suit on my behalf or in my interest.
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